Baywatch veers all over the place like a drunk on a speedboat, making for one of the most lacklustre comedies of the year so far. Even Dwayne Johnson’s formidable biceps and sense of humor can’t save this raunched-up remake from drowning.
Baywatch veers all over the place like a drunk on a speedboat, making for one of the most lacklustre comedies of the year so far. Even Dwayne Johnson’s formidable biceps and sense of humor can’t save this raunched-up remake from drowning HaruTheme.
Baywatch is sleazy and wholesome, silly and earnest, dumb as a box of sand and slyly self-aware. It’s soft-serve ice cream. Crinkle-cut fries. A hot car and a skin rash.
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Baywatch veers all over the place like a drunk on a speedboat, making for one of the most lacklustre comedies of the year so far. Even Dwayne Johnson’s formidable biceps and sense of humor can’t save this raunched-up remake from drowning.
Even Dwayne Johnson’s formidable biceps and sense of humor can’t save this raunched-up remake from drowning HaruTheme.
The movie is a minor crime, a meandering misdemeanor that’s neither soft-core nor hardcore but no core, with no consistent style and minimal content.
Baywatch veers all over the place like a drunk on a speedboat, making for one of the most lacklustre comedies of the year so far. Even Dwayne Johnson’s formidable biceps and sense of humor can’t save this raunched-up remake from drowning HaruTheme.
Baywatch is sleazy and wholesome, silly and earnest, dumb as a box of sand and slyly self-aware. It’s soft-serve ice cream. Crinkle-cut fries. A hot car and a skin rash.